"Loogit dis 'ting right here...Hershey...Ya remember the commercials?

Hershey, the great American chocolate bar!

YA REMEMBER THAT?!

Well you know something, it is no longer the great American chocolate bar-- And here's why!

In Oakfield California two thousand USA citizens lost their jobs because they closed down the plant and they moved it to Mexico! And in Pennsylvania they took a thousand American jobs and shipped them down to Mexico!

IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!

Lemme tell ya why! Labor costs are ten percent lower in Mexico, which will save the shareholders a hundred and ninety million dollars!

Oh, okay, so you move everybody out-- That's good! Now, here's what's going on, cause Milton Hershey's definitely rolling in his grave right now! Absolutely!

Man, I'm really pissed off about this-- I can't get over this-- Cause the great American chocolate bar is no longer! It's a fuckin' Mexican bar as far as I'm fuckin' concerned!

It's bullshit! I can't believe it!

And then what about Hershey Kisses?!

Oh yeah?! Yeah, well you can fuckin' kiss my fuckin' Hershey ASS! Alright!?

And then there's my favourite fuckin' candy bar right here! You see this?! You know who makes this?

FUCK YOU THEY'RE FUCKIN' GONE TOO!!!

*loud crashing sounds*"