1/5

posted Jun-12-2003
What a nightmare. I ordered a laptop on line. I choose to have the unit delivered overnight. Was charged just a few bucks short of $100, come to find out, it will take them 2 weeks (15 days to be precise) to build the unit. Call customer service rep. They (dell) have the most screwed up phone system I have ever encountered. Toll free number that was listed on the invoice, (after going through 5 or 6 prompts) tells me that this number is no good, and I have to dial a different number. After dialing the new number and going through all the prompts, I get a rep on the phone. He helps me and clarifies that shipping will be overnight, but the unit hasn't been produced yet. After 2 days since the order was placed, the unit finally goes into production, by then, I have driven to Fry's and picked up a Fujitsu notebook. Call Dell again to cancel my order, only to encounter more nightmare of automated phone system. Had to dial the number several times, just to finally figure out which prompt will lead to a live technician. Three times, during prompting, I am told that they have not received my prompt (all the while I am frantically pressing the same number on my keypad, when their system recognized the input). Finally, I get some terrorist on the phone, (or at least he had the same Arabic accent of the people who blew up the twin towers and caused other disaster around our nation). This guy, after a brief conversation, confirms that my order has been cancelled. I follow up with a question, “Well, which order? There were two orders, one for a laptop and one for a surge protector.” He then tells me he can't cancel the laptop because it has already been input to production. But he has cancelled the $20 surge protector. What an asshole!!! Would you tell someone their order has been cancelled, when there still is an order for $2500 that you “weren’t able to cancel?”. Very bazaar situation. I then tell him, “Well, hello, I need to cancel the laptop too.” He says he doesn’t have the authorization to do that because the unit is in production already. He then proceeds to tell me that all I have to do is wait for a laptop to come to my door, refuse the delivery at that point, and when the unit comes back to Dell, they will make a credit to my account (another terrorist activity where they try to rack up the s&h bill for the company). He says I don’t have to worry, because the company will pick up the shipping and handling charges. I tell him this is an absolute absurd. Why not stop the production and save money on shipping and handling charges both ways!! He tells me there is no other way. I asked him to give me someone who speaks English and who DOES have the authority to cancel the order. After a brief hold, another terrorist comes on. Tells me he is a floor supervisor. I said “wait a minute, you sound exactly like the guy I was on the phone less then 2 minutes ago, I can’t really tell if you are the same person.” He says “you can take my badge number”. I said “I don’t want your badge number, I just need you to cancel my order”. He immediately tells me that he can not cancel this order since it has already been SHIPPED. I get outraged, “where the heck did you get the idea that the unit has been shipped? I was just told it is in PRODUCTION being manufactured right now. Did you even look at my account number?” He the pauses, “wait a minute sir, let me double check your order”, after a few seconds he says your order has been cancelled. I said “wait a minute, you are a supervisor, you come on the phone, you immediately proceed to tell me that you can’t cancel my order, because it has already shipped, and you haven’t even taken a look at my account?”. He says, “we had to confirm with another department, sir”, I said, “BS, I just told you the unit is in production according to Dell’s website order status link, and that’s what you just looked at, you @#$W$#!!!!
“Is there anything else I can help you with sir?” he proceeds to ask, I follow up with the same question, “are you telling me that my $2500 order and my $20 order have been completely cancelled”, he says “yes”. I told him I would never want to do any business with you again. And wish him well. I feel bad about a company that tries to make a profit and benefit the people by providing jobs to the community, but after encounters such as this one, I would not ever want to go back and order from Dell. I have in the past ordered from Sony, internetishop.com, and those were a much, much more pleasant experiences. You get a live rep in less then a minute, and they speak English, and answer all your questions. If Dell continues to employ these terrorist, whose only interest is to destroy an America business (and lives), Dell, will ultimately loose, and their stock will plummet from $32 bucks to maybe $0.30 cents!! I would think you would put your brightest people in sales department, these are the people that transmit the image for the company and that’s what we (the consumer) use, to formulate our perception about a given company.

This review was modified by
xakep on June 12 2003 04:49:51 PM