I ordered a Voodoo Rage F:5 on 1/29/2005. The
estimated build time was a month. I received
the computer on 3/23/2005, almost a month late.
There were two problems with the computer right
out of the box. First, the rechargeable
wireless mouse had no battery. Apparently,
their extensive system testing doesn't include
things like "Will the mouse work?" Worse,
Voodoo didn't have any of those batteries and
wouldn't credit me the cost for buying one.
Worse still, the mouse required batteries with a
non-standard power consumption rating,
necessitating a bit of calling around and too
much driving to find.
Second, because of inadequate packing, the SLI
connector on the graphics cards had been shaken
loose, but not so loose as to look disconnected.
After abortive attempts to get support over
e-mail, I called and was eventually told to
check that. Sounds easy, right? Well, another
thing Voodoo neglected to pack in the box were
any instructions for opening their boutique
case. In fact, there's no information about the
case, the power supply, the cooling pump, the
radiator, or plenty of non-standard components
in the machine. I was expecting a ream of
manuals, spec sheets, and diagrams. I guess I
should be happy that I got a motherboard manual
and a copy of Windows.
So a week after I get the machine, it's finally
working. I proceed to play games on it. And
the experience is...well, underwhelming. I've
jumped through all the usual hoops like
adjusting drivers and tweaking graphics
settings. But Half-Life 2 still couldn't run
well with the highest graphics settings.
Oblivion still burps when I enter big open
expanses. It's really disappointing.
Earlier this year, my wife's laptop hard drive
crashed, and our backup solution turned out to
also be somewhat broken. Because the Rage has a
RAID controller, I decided to throw a few hard
drives into it and use it as a backup device.
That's when I discovered that the hard drive
SCREWS were special - lathed at the head to fit
into the case's hard drive rack. And of course,
no extra screws came with the machine. So I
call up Voodoo and ask for eight fancy screws,
mentioning that it's pretty important as it's
for my LAN's backup RAID. Voodoo proceeds to
fumble around for a few weeks. I called
repeatedly and kept getting the runaround.
Despite offering to pay for shipping, they
insisted on sending the screws via USPS instead
of via some shipper with a tracking number. My
favorite incident from that period was calling
and being told to call back on what turned out
to be a Canadian holiday, when no one was around
who could help me. Genius!
Then the overheating started. The machine would
start up, and the CPU temp would skyrocket. I
called Voodoo up, and they told me to add
distilled water to the reservoir of pink
antifreeze. I did that.
A few days later, the machine overheats again.
I start looking around for leaks, and lo and
behold, there's a little pink crust forming
around one of the reservoir screws. I call them
back, and after asking me some questions about
my system, they tell me that they'd identified a
design flaw in my machine's separate pump and
reservoir setup, and the thing to do is to
install a unified pump and reservoir. Of
course, since my machine is out of warranty,
they had to sell me the part, so he arranges to
have sales call me to pay for it the next day.
The tech support person tells me this on
December 12. I end up getting the part on
1/3/2007, despite paying for it promptly. Seems
that they sent the part to my old address, even
though they sent the screws to my new address
just months ago AND that I confirmed my current
address as my billing and shipping address when
I bought the part, then was told that it was
being changed in their system. They never saw
fit to give me a tracking number (again!), and
they never noticed that the part wasn't
successfully delivered.
And what do I get when I get the part? Do I get
the complete installation instructions, as
promised? I get two hastily-photocopied pages
describing installation into a bare machine,
full of uselessly blurred diagrams. Nothing
about the RAGE. Nothing about how to drain my
system. And all this for a markup of 50% above
what it would have cost me to buy this part
myself online and have it shipped to my correct
address. And all this, remember, because of
Voodoo's design mistake.
I've told Voodoo repeatedly that I'm frustrated
with them and that they need to make this right.
They've done nothing.
For the amount of money I paid for this machine,
I could have purchased a car, driven to a big
chain store on the day after Thanksgiving,
bought a commodity computer and two games,
waited in line for hours to pay for it all, and
still come out happier and wealthier.
Please, please, PLEASE don't make the same
mistake that I made! If your experience is like
mine, the only thing you'll get when you open
that box "Sealed with a Hex" is a curse.
This review was modified by its author, mrarba, on
1/7/07 11:55 AM.