Windows vs. Linux

[shawshank62]

I actually found this link at linux junior, but this was too funny, i had to share.

http://www.divisiontwo.com/articles/mcse2.htm

[super gerbil]

bah

At first I thought this wasx going to turn into one of those polls

[Dbest]

Now there's a trusty LAN adminstrator.

'm running XP on the monster rig I use at home--a brand new Compaq mid-tower--and the OS blazes like a Corvette. I especially like the four games it comes with - Hearts, FreeCell (so addictive!), Minesweeper, and Solitaire. It's easy to see why XP is considered the ultimate platform for gamers.

Also, where is Microsoft Office for Linux, Windows Media Player for Linux and Outlook Express for Linux? Nowhere to be found. If I can't type a letter, make a spreadsheet, or email anyone with Linux, why on earth would I ever put it on my desktop?

Obviously this guy doesn't know what he is talking about. What a good joke I mean article .

Good one shawshank62, man you made me laugh my a#$ off.

[originel]

hahahaha....that's pretty great...although at first i thought it was serious the first one sounded legitimate...just grossly misinformed, which sadly enough i wouldn't put it past a lot of people. or is this actually legit? i can't really figure it out...a lot of it sounds very satirical...maybe that's just me

hehe gerbil i also thought the exact same thing...i was like "oh great...here we go again"

[Redwolf]

I save a lot of time thanks to Windows XP, which brings me to another area where Linux is lacking. As I am sitting here writing this column, my computer is busily defragging my hard drive, running my virus scanner, and I'm being shown a list of all the latest MS security patches that are being remotely installed on my machine today. Why doesn't Linux come with any defragmenting tools or virus scanners or Active Backdoor Update like you get with Windows? These are all must-have features for me. Linux is seriously lacking in Internet utilities as well. No way would I run a Linux operating system if it means I can't connect to America Online. Also, where is Microsoft Office for Linux, Windows Media Player for Linux and Outlook Express for Linux? Nowhere to be found. If I can't type a letter, make a spreadsheet, or email anyone with Linux, why on earth would I ever put it on my desktop?

ROFL

Who wants to use an operating system that doesn't learn about you, that doesn't keep track of what you like to look at on the web, listen to, or watch?

Windows Longhorn will be like having a little cop right inside your computer, something MCSEs such as myself have been demanding for years. Let me just say, it's about f'ing time!

Heh...heh...heh...

Users of Microsoft software have nothing to worry about from a legal perspective, which lets Windows network administrators like myself sleep easier at night. Or it would if our pagers weren't constantly going off.

Nor if the phone wasn't ringing off the hook

And since all of my buddies at work use Windows Media Player 9 to rip, mix and burn CDs that we can't share with each other or play in the car, we are extremely excited about the Windows Media Player 10 beta that comes integrated with Advanced Server 2003.

That should have tiped you off Originel.

[shawshank62]

this has to be satire, i cant believe that someone who has looked at the two operation systems could really come up with those opinions.

[crazyray]

Who wants to use an operating system that doesn't learn about you, that doesn't keep track of what you like to look at on the web, listen to, or watch? With Windows XP Home, I have the peace of mind that comes with knowing my habits and activities are being monitored by Microsoft, and my computer's hardware configuration and list of installed software is being stored in a database in Redmond. Windows Longhorn will go even further than XP in this regard, as it won't even run any programs or code that hasn't been registered and approved by Microsoft. Goodbye, Kazaa, WinMX, Limewire, Piolet, your infringing days are numbered! Windows Longhorn will be like having a little cop right inside your computer, something MCSEs such as myself have been demanding for years. Let me just say, it's about f'ing time!

[Scott Tiger]

Oh this is obvious satire. The whole site was probably done in Emacs.

[DanGrease]

Originally posted by Scott Tiger
Oh this is obvious satire. The whole site was probably done in Emacs.

LoL!!

[DanGrease]

One thing many home computer users are concerned with these days is viruses and all the time they consume. Linux zealots will try to say that their platform isn't plagued by things like email viruses, but with Windows XP I don't gotta worry about emailing viruses to my friends and family at all. The built-in email client Outlook Express does it automatically, in the background

dan