Hehe, do you have "excellent telephone and communication skills?" Better hope you don't have a speech impediment
Lol, doesn't sound too hard, as 75%+ people are asking questions like "why isn't the Dual-Channel RAM I bought working in my PC?" or, why is my new Radeon 9800 Pro not running any faster than my old card in my 300MHz PII? lmao..... some might even ask "How do i turn it on?" I suppose you could answer "I dunno, I guess you could try rubbing against it."
"Ability to deal professionally with irate customers."
Your response: Shutup or I'll come beat you with a club. ^_^