Top 10 Reasons Why Half-Life 2 Is Delayed

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Taken from http://www.homelanfed.com/

10. Development team still too wrapped up in the Bennifer saga to work.

9. Strider unions demanding a 50 percent pay raise and a piece of the back end profits.

8. President Bush needs Source engine to solve that Iraq problem.

7. Gordon Freeman is on his training regimen for the next Tour de France.

6. Barney running for governor of California.

5. Valve dumps Half-Life 2 for Sniper 2.

4. Still looking for that one guy in Peoria who hasn’t seen the E3 demo movie.

3. Making sure that Half-Life 2 port for the Commodore 64 will work right.

2. Realized they can’t compete with the excitement of that $100,000 episode of Trading Spaces.

And the number one reason why Half-Life 2 has been delayed by Valve...

1. Decided to wait until after the release of Duke Nukem Forever.

[SiliconJon]

I even hear Dave's voice reciting the words as I read the list...

[Vagabond]

BF1942 was released and Half Life development team (all at once) said hey thats who HL2 looks like....

dam back to the drawing board....

[Cyclone2]

Barney running for governor of California.

thats it

[UpYourz]

Who would you want Barney or Arnold? Nice idea for an avatar though don't ya think?

[[Neo770]]

Err isnt barny the security guard in half life, not a big fury monster.

[TheBurningCat]

YES barney is the security dude but none the less that pwns!

Anyway i shot barney in the back of the head and stole his ammo

[0oooooops]

I knew it was the barney!!

[jkrohn]

8. President Bush needs Source engine to solve that Iraq problem.

LOL. That is a riot.

Jkrohn