Well, I guess I'll be writing it myself.
I don't have Microsoft Office, so therefore don't have Outlook or Access. Can't afford it, either. I have Works Suite, which is sufficient for my school work, and I'm not interested in pestering my parents to buy Office.
My parents aren't buying new tires - but I have a PDA - but think that PDA's are useless and a chore to use, at best.
Thanks anyway, guys.
~x2