Beaver: "Gee Wally, I got this pirated software, and I can't get it to work. What should I do?
Wally: "Say Beave -- Why don't you just go out and buy this swell software. Maybe if your good and do your chores, Mom & Dad may even give you the money for it."
Beaver: "Yeah, I guess your right. I guess you can't just steal stuff and get it to work like you paid for it. Gee, Thanks Wally, your swell!"