A series of unexplained fires in a Sicilian village has left researchers scratching their heads. But the leader of the International Association of Exorcists thinks he might know who -- or what -- is behind the bizarre blazes. "What is happening is what normally happens when the devil enters the lives of those who let him in," said Father Gabriele Amorth. Washing machines, dishwashers, refrigerators and a chair have burst into flames in Caronia, and a fire even started in a water pipe. The regional civil defense chief said "a dispersion of electrical energy" might be the cause -- which is weird, because the area has been without an electricity supply since Jan. 4. "I have no idea what is going on," said Caronia's mayor.
Well keep the devil down there
I don't have time for his silly fires
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