An Australian man attacked by a shark swam and drove for help with the creature still clinging to his leg.
Luke Tresoglavic, 22, was snorkelling near Newcastle, north of Sydney, when he was bitten by a two-feet-long Wobbegong shark.
When the shark refused to let go, Mr Tresoglavic swam 300 meters (1,000 feet) to shore, walked to his car and drove to the local surf club.
What I wanna know is: did the shark handle the accelerator or the brake?
Probably using my method (beat the living tar out of the freaking fish) would have caused more damage to my leg---this guy stayed pretty cool considering, and barely got hurt...