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How to date a nerd
All this was copied from www.liquidgeneration.com a very funny flash-overdosed web-site.
A girl sent an -email to the website asking how she could get the campus nerd to talk to her. This is the responce....
-----Original Message-----
From:Helga The Help
Sent: 12/7/2003 2:40:00 PM
Subject: RE: Advice about my friend Tom...the computer nerd...
Dear Girl,
The Windows Operating System insulates the Kernel, which is the core of the computer, from direct manipulation. You cannot write code directly to it without going through the Windows API.
The core of a computer geek is quite similar in it's insulation thus you need to appeal to the most basic of male processes and force a reboot.
One day as you are making your daily greeting, grab Tom's hand and place it squarely between your legs. This technique is most effective if you are wearing a mini skirt without underwear. All thoughts of modesty and inhibition will be bypassed and Tom will awaken to the calling of his gender's most basic disposition.
Your classmates will then know that he has been saved. They will also know that you're a whore but hey, it will all be for the greater good.
Love,
Helga
HAHAHAHAHA 
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Gateway Top-of-the-line PC = $2014
Home built top-of-the-line PC = $928
Exact clones...
Moral = Don't build your own PC, thus letting me save more money than you!
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