Good Lord!
Man, there are some
really opportunistic people out there!!
I mean, when I fly, I do believe that I have not only paid for a trip in an airplane, but...some
professional behavior by those persons running the airframe....
"Hello, this is your captain, we are experiencing some turbulence....in fact, some REAL BAD turbulence...have you folks made peace with your savior?"
AAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH