Awwww....I once had a fantasy...
(after paying $70 freakin' bucks to send a tiny package of computer bits to our buddy
Mickwish [which he promptly reimbursed me for, good man] but to make a long story even longer).....
Why not buy a rusty old scow (a freighter, seaworthy, but just barely,) (meaning, CHEAP) and set up a trans-Pacific transport service, where comp geeks could send/recieve stuff from Australia and New Zealand for maybe 20 bucks?
We'd have a WONDERFUL time of it! Plus, we'd afford those delightful Aussie gals sea passage to America for idiotically low rates!
Party on the poop deck! Long, lazy days on the Pacific Ocean, with a load o' freight belowdecks, and a mess o' them Aussie gals tannin' their lovely hides abovedecks!
I just can't see a downside to this idea! WHOO WHOO!! And, YAAAAAR, mateys!