I have come to the conclusion

[Warthog]

...that the majority of Valentines Day cards are lame.

See, I'm trying to find a BLANK one for a girl - friend. I would like to put my own quote inside it w/o ghey gobbly gook written by a Greeting Card Writer Engineer because I am JUST that freaking creative...

*sigh*

And the fight continues...

Warthog

[OuTpaTienT]

You can't even find a blank card? Keep looking. It's not the greeting card engineer's fault that there are no blank cards. It's the public's fault for being so freaking uncreative that there is no demand for them.

[Sweet]

HI (insert girl's name)
Happy Valentine's Day!!!!
(insert gobblydegook here)
singing is the big deal.... gonna say Love, Regards, the best way is to just sign ur name.... clean and simple......


BTW: A GREAT BIG Valentines Day HUG and Kiss on the cheek fer ya my darlin Warty...... Simple, nothin implied with this, just a great deal of respect....

[Warthog]

Thanks Sweet

Nah, this is for a friend, no lovy dovy stuff here...motivating, caring...that kind of thing.

Warthog

[Gomer]

hand written valentine to friend + no lovy dovy stuff here = potential booty call

[Warthog]

lol, booty call?

w00t...just 'aquired' a free, 1hr gift certificate for a massage

Ok ok...granted it was a gift that the d00d gave to MPs at the gate during Christmas and it says "Happy Holidays" on it but STILL I could use it for myself, I don't HAVE to give it away....(are you kidding? I'm not getting felt up by a d00d)...anyway, a 1hr massage is a most l33t gift to complete the package

I still gotta find a stuffed bear that meets my standards (another female friend)....

Originally posted by Warthog
Thanks Sweet

Nah, this is for a friend, no lovy dovy stuff here...motivating, caring...that kind of thing.

Warthog

Here's one.

Cover:
Valentine, every time I see you time stands still....

Inside:
Motion: Broken clock on spring pops out.
Because you've got a face that would stop a clock!

(I got it in 8th grade from a good friend. I thought it was hysterical.)