Knot!!! Empty your mailbox!!

[M_Six]

Can't send you a PM.

[no1_vern]

Has he cleared it out yet??

[Toadman]

Let's fill it up again!

[Mickwish]

Originally posted by M_Six
Can't send you a PM.

Technically that is incorrect. You can SEND it, it just won't get into his mailbox.

Knot, Knot, Knot... how many times have we told you to keep that PM box clean and shiny, Knot?

We expect extra polish this time.

Cheers
Mick

edit: I see this thread is a week old. Stop dredging up old threads, Vern, and making me look silly.

[Knothead]

Agent M_Six was on a stake-out, trying to help me out with my site poor guy and broken and busted up pretty badly, he was forced to resort an e-mail...I realized, in flash of blinding lightning-speed logic, that something was amiss...

I rapped on the door of the mailbox, only to be inundated by a flurry of e-mails...very suspicious, as all of you know how careful and judicious I am about keeping that sucker clean as a whistle!

I got the message, it was like six inches of steel in the gut. But then I noticed, it was something like a WEEK old...

I hope our trusty M_Six made it out. If he didn't, I'm goin' after him!! YEAH!

[Mickwish]

Ah, shades of Harvey!!

Cheers
Mick

[Knothead]

Originally posted by Mickwish
Ah, shades of Harvey!!

HUH! Mick's right, I gotta get a new groove, here...

Okay, how about this: The fin de siecle writing style of the old Victorian risque novel: oh no!

Lady Atrocitory drew a lazy arc across my naked chest with her soft Estonian wild Turkey feather. I was helpless to stop her careless attentions, having been bound to the Louis Quinze brass bed by silk scraves that had cost the toenails of various Estonian craftswomen their sense of taste to produce.

When, finally, she did deign to speak, it was only after the unspeakably sensual act of putting a violet pastille onto her voluptuous tongue.

"Oh, Knothead, you who know such qualities of Virtue as to impugn our maidenly vows, how should it come to pass that your PM box should be as stuffed as a Chataubriand avec spinace della con tutti frutti, ehh?" she sighed, as she pushed a violet-tinted tongue into my ear.

"No..." I moaned. "No! and no again..."




Better?

[Mickwish]

Since I never read bodice rippers I don't know much about that style. And since that post made me not wanna read it, it must be the right style!

Creative, Knot, at the very least. No-one will ever want to make a Knot clean your PM box out thread again if you threaten to reply like that!!

Cheers
Mick

[Knothead]

Originally posted by Mickwish
. No-one will ever want to make a Knot clean your PM box out thread again if you threaten to reply like that!!

heh...it worked

[no1_vern]

Originally posted by Mickwish
Stop dredging up old threads, Vern, and making me look silly.

But its so much FUN!!