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A Democrat's Mantra:
(best read while skipping rope...)
One, Two, the day is new.
Wake up late with nothing to do.
Three, Four, Iraq's a bore.
Let's declare a slander war!
Five, Six, a couple mouse clicks,
Then engage in rhetoric.
Seven, Eight, it's getting late,
Go to Slate and masturbate.
Nine, Ten, the day's at an end.
Tomorrow do it over again!
by Scott B. (cyphen)
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Warning, the short of humor may be offended!
not written to inflame, just something that popped in my head and made me smile, so i thought i'd share it. I threw it together in like 2 minutes, so any suggestions to make it better are welcome...
Enjoy!
And the Right wings mantra:
(best read by right wing dopes, the ones that
can read anyway)
One, Two I'm a fool.
Wake up early and start to stew.
Three, Four Bill C's no more.
yippee, lets start a war!
Five, Six our chosens a Hick,
When we don't look, his nose he'll pick.
Seven, eight his plans don't rate!
It's a lotta B.S., we love the taste.
(We're just tools, who cares our fate?)
Nine, Ten where's my pen
time to bash the left again.
By Gomer in the fashion of the great poet cyphen
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