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Old 01-29-2004, 04:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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California in CHAOS
I warned you !
Some believed me.
Some didn't

OK

Busted in Santa Cruz
Sign up in Downtown Santa Cruz, a town best known for its bumper sticker, "KEEP SANTA CRUZ WEIRD"


NO DOGS ?
First they mispell DooG, then they ban us.

"What if I'm on a leash?[UGHHH! ]", says DOOOG
"Err, that's a CaaT with you", says the YIPES "Hospitality Person"
"What if she carries me?"
"Errr, how much do you weigh?"

Notice the Fuzz in a golf cart.

Being is Santa Cruz ain't my favorite town, DOOOOG backs down.

Next Gold Country.
OK, finally a break !


Went panning. Bought up thre big sackfuls of Iron Pyrite ore !
Figure if gold ore has one element, iron pyrite has two, and is worth TWICE as much !

Will be selling it on Techimo Buyers and Sellers ! Cheap !

PS I died my hair color from PURPLE [tm] and had Vetinary Pastic Surgery to throw of the authorities !

Like CAD-Q-MANNQ who is State Treasurer uder da Ex-Terminator.
Need a loan?
Contact CADDQ-MANNQ



CALIFORNIADREAMINGDOOOOG

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Old 01-29-2004, 10:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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/me scratches skull and shrugs. Whooosh, right over my head, Doogster!
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Old 01-30-2004, 12:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Leaving California Gold Rush country.

Yeah, I arived tad too late...
But it er..."panned out".

Found gold ore.
Took it to Assay Office.
Told me it was iron pyrite, Toadman

Must be more valuable than gold !

Imagine big DOOG roaming Old West towns like Columbia, Angels Camp, Senora....

So what's the big deal about beeing booted outta Santa Cruz ! Ever been to Santa Cruz

The adventure unfolds !

Hey, next time ask KNOTHEAD for a translation !

Question: Head north to "lost coast" [Mendocino,etc.] -OR- south to Wine Country? DOOOG don't drink --but da BooS does !

YIPES !

Sacromento Valley is near...make a break for Fresno..da Cadd
who apreciates fine HOWLING --or west to Atomic Rooster
who don't


Til next time !

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
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Old 01-31-2004, 01:51 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Ha ! Throw off the Authorities ! Again !
Led peaceful demonstration of Ferets against cruel, ridiculous law that causes ferrets to lead a life of far in CA --beause they are illegal aliens and may be deported...or worse

gone to Silicon Valey to see them grow SilliCons. Hey ! Haven't sen a SiliCon farm yet

Only a garlic Farm in Gilroy...garlic icecream, garlic tea, garlic toilet paper....

hey ! If you want me to buy you something on sale at Fry's, just send me a PM. My fee is only 25% of total cost No garlic , please !

Ha--Hooey -hoohoo
guess where I'm going next ?

Gota sell my three heavy sacks of Iron Pyrite first. This is a hiGrade Gold ore Then I hit FRY'S !


DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG.
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Old 01-31-2004, 11:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hey!
Hey ! Where's Knothead

Need a business partner to sell all that iron pyrite I panned up !

Besides, could use some home-made cooking afte a good HOWL

DOOOG and da CAAT
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Old 01-31-2004, 11:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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YIKES!

De DoooooG has invaded my home state!!

Okay, okay, *gasp* let's take a deep breath...
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Awright, you monster (and a gracious tip o' de knot cap to da CaaaaT...) what you need to do now is to head south...


Wait! NO-O-O-O!! I changed my alleged mind!!

Go NORTH!! Hahaha, yes, head north, you can go and invade da Caddmannq, thereby giving us breathing room to prepare for the imminent arrival of dat DooooooooooG......

In the meantime, I will try to co=ordinate things with Socalgal in the anticipation of de DoooooG invasion....these things have to be handled delicately, lest they be trampled by certain four-footed attempts at delicacy....knothead means no ...offense...of course, but still....

HA-RUMPH...yeeesh, he's looking at "Silly-Con Farms"...

Wanting to see how they grow "Silly-Cons"...this should allow us at least six or seven hours before the in invasion...

HAH, forewarned is foreskinned...DO YOUR WORST, you maniac!

Looking foreward to making your acquaintance, of course!
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Talk Anatomy lesson ?
Quote:
"Forewarned is foreskinned" --Knothead
Hmmm..gaotta read up Grey's Anatomy on trhat one

Ah ! Where lurkks da shadow of da DOOOOG...Only da CaaT knows...And she ain't saying

DOOOGIVS X CALIFORNIVS
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Funny you should mention sillicon farms. My wife used to work for Fairchild growing them thar sillcons!
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Lemme know when he arrives, I wanna personally assist in the "hazing ritual" at the peak of Mt. Signal Hill...
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