George Bush? I read it, it must be true...

[Prison Kids]

World News
WASHINGTON -- The mysterious space alien whose endorsement of George W. Bush helped him win the election has issued a candid assessment of Bush's first 150 days in office -- and he gives our new commander in chief a humiliating D-minus!

I was skeptical myself, till I read THIS.

[osprey4]

Wait a minute, if the nearest star is light years away, how did we get the critique of the President's first 150 days so quickly?

I'm wondering if this is really true.

[nomaxim]

Gotta be true.

Why else would this paper be right next to the checkout at the supermarket.

Why would that paper be there for everyone to see if it wasn't true?

[Bill in SD, CA]

E.T. go home.

Bill

bat boy for president!

[kranich]

Originally posted by osprey4
Wait a minute, if the nearest star is light years away, how did we get the critique of the President's first 150 days so quickly?

I'm wondering if this is really true.

You are stuck in an ancient paradigm. The limiting factors of what we know as “physics” are as antiquated to these alien cultures as “alchemy” is to the modern chemist.