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Do you REALLY want a beautiful Princess??
There were these two fellows playing golf together! One young fellow and an old man!
The old man hit his ball into a water hazard and he and the young fellow walked up to the side of the pond and were standing there looking into it when a frog jumped out and looked up at the old man and said, "Sir, I saw where your ball went and for a quarter, I'll retrieve it"!
The old man flipped the frog a quarter and off he went only to return quickly with a ball in his mouth! After spitting the ball at the old man's feet, the man looked at the ball and said "yep, this is my ball, thanks"!
Before they could leave the frog, the frog told the old man, " If you pick me up and kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful young princess and be yours forever"!
The old man put the frog in his pocket and the young man said, "Didn't you hear what that frog said"?
And the old man said " Yeah, but at my age, I just as soon have a talking frog"!!!
JP (hehe, good clean joke)
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