A Rutherford County woman was all wet after stealing a wad of money from a drug store cash register Thursday.
Police said they tracked down Christina Delilah Arvizu to her house after witnesses gave them the license number of her car.
But when she saw the officers waiting for her, she kept driving -- into a wooded swamp.
Arvizu fled on food (hmm that should be foot!), but not before leaving an obvious trail -- her clothes.
Police dogs tracked Arvizu to the backyard of a house, where police found her naked and still clutching the cash.
She told officers she had to take off her clothes after they became so wet they slowed her down.
Arvizu was charged with felony evading arrest and leaving the scene of a car crash
Just reinforces the UDB theory. That's Uniform Distribution of Bozos. It states that for any given area, there will be a given amount of bozos living there. In other words, there's no escaping bozos.
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