How did he get on the plane?

[Theophylact]

A Sudanese man has been arrested by police at Heathrow Airport after being stopped for allegedly carrying five bullets in his coat pocket. The 45-year-old man, who flew into Heathrow from Washington DC, was intending to fly on to Dubai.

The man, who was picked up by routine screening at the airport, is not being held under the Terrorism Act.

The British airline pilots' union, Balpa, says "questions will be asked" about security at the Washington end.

[Atomic Rooster]

How did he get on the plane?

He walked.

[Bill in SD, CA]

I took the TSA test and flunked.



I guess if I was working he could have brought on a nuclear warhead.

Test was over the net on a secure site.

Got home and in less than 2 hours got an email saying basically that I sucked.

They won't ell you what you blew.

My personality?

The voices in my head say no.

My understanding of English?

Me no think so.

My ability to find stuff in 10 seconds?

Oh, crap!!! Where did my left leg go?



Funny thing is I thought I was a shoe in for the job.

If I told you any more about the test they'd have to kill me!!

Bill