Recidivism , or would this be "Pre-Recidivism"

[John Prophet]

You admit having broken into the dress shop four times?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered the suspect.

"And what did you steal?"

"A dress, Your Honor," replied the subject.

"One dress?" echoed the judge. "But you admit breaking in four times!"

"Yes, Your Honor," sighed the suspect. "But three times my wife didn't like the color."

[originel]

that's great JP. going in my aim profile

[John Prophet]

yeah..dude sends me this stuff in email a lot..some of its ok....Im not even married but I see the humour here...Im SURE the married crowd will relate to it!! lol