The Real Times Person Of The Year: The Metrosexual
TIMES NEWS NETWORK[ TUESDAY, DECEMBER 30, 2003 09:47:57 PM ]
Men are from Mars. Women, from Venus. Were, till 2003. For, now, there is light. The Metrosexual has arrived, thank you. Sarongs never looked sexier than when teamed with six-pack abs and waxed chests. It's a brave new world out there.
The gender lines have blurred. The Metrosexual — he, who separates the in-your-face Mr Macho from the neologism that is the wonder woman who straddles the boardroom and bedroom alike, gets Delhi Times ' vote as the 'Person Of The Year' not just because he encapsulates a new mantra of cool, but also due to the fact that he defines the sustenance of New Age life: if you've got it, flaunt it.
Think David Beckham, Ricky Martin, Enrique Iglesias and, closer home, Shah Rukh Khan, Milind Soman and Rahul Bose... think of a world of moisturised men who wield the cooking ladle with as much panache as they shift gears on wheels of fire. If they are drawn to games and gadgets, make it ditto for fashion and flowers. Men in black are passe; today, men in pink — suave but not sissy blue-chip boys who have the credit cards and the chutzpah — are the lexicon of the times.
Man United. Gender conscious, but in this equal world, a person whose unusual brightness of being packs more attitude and latitude than any single individual or incident. Achievers of 2003, take a bow... the top honour goes to The Metrosexual.
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Ummm....yeah.
Not necessarily a
gay thing, but watching guys lotion up and tweeze their eyebrows and crotch in the gym locker room is just plain wierd, border-line gay or an identity crisis. I could opinionate on the non-father role-model up-bringing but I won't.