Rudolphus cervus (belatedly)

[Theophylact]

Rudolpho cervo erat
Nasum ruber lucensque;
Quicumque hunc videret
Hunc diceret candere.

Alii cervi omnes
Semper hunc deriserant;
Cum misero Rudolpho
In ludis non luserant.

Sanctus Nicholas dixit
Sub festum nubilum:
"Naso claro, Rudolphe,
Hodie carrum ducesne?"

Tum cervi clamaverunt,
"Omnibus dilectus es!
Rudolphe rubri nasi,
In historiam descendes!"

[lynchmob]

Latin good
lynchus

[Knothead]

Aww, how cute...

Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer in Latin. Only Theo could pull that off!

And what did Santa bring our little Theophylact?






(I'm anticipating Theo's answer....prolly along the lines of....

Quid? Me vexari?) heeheeehee....