Maybe he shoulda asked Suzy why she only asks questions and repeats the words of others in her commentary. She never offers any original analysis; maybe it's because she doesn't know anything and is just there for eye candy. C'mon, they could have better eye candy than her. How 'bout the Coors Light Twins?

I wonder if it's in Suzy's contract that the other ESPN commentators can't make fun of her for not knowing squat.