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Old 12-22-2003, 09:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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New Criteria for President

What do you think of this.

You can not be president unless you have mature kids >25 years old who are clean and successful.

You can not be president unless you have had to earn money the old fashioned way. held jobs, payed taxes, rose through the ranks from salesman to vice president at least or created a successful business from the ground up.

You can not be president unless you have served in the active military.

You can not be president if you are from california or Arkansas or tennesee.

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Old 12-22-2003, 10:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Umm, looks like Clark is the only one at present that meets those standards.

VOTE CLARK

Is that your choice Epi?
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Old 12-22-2003, 10:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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No need more choices.

Clark appears to be an unprincipled dope.

Unprincipled because he has no solid stand on anything that. His opinion changes like the wind.
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Old 12-22-2003, 10:15 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Ohh, I agree!

But, Bush doesn't fit your criteria.

1. Did not serve in active military.
2. Kids are under 25.
3. (maybe) His dad payed for everything.
Only meets 1 outta 4.

Kerry might fit, does he have children?
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Old 12-22-2003, 10:21 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I agree that bush does not meet all those criteria.

These are new criteria going forward.

Good kids prove that they are reasonably qualified to speak to child issues. And the old apple dont fall far from the tree syndrome proves that they may not be telling the whole truth.

Add some criteria to define what good kids are

and add come criteria you see required to define a candidate.
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Old 12-22-2003, 10:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh oh, Bill Gates Fits!!!
3 outta 4

United States of MicroSoft has kinda a neat ring to it.

Don't think many men would go around saying, " I'm a MicroSoft , and proud of it."
Nah, that won't work either.

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Old 12-22-2003, 11:22 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Oh I can see that...

Campaign slogan: "Let's work together to re-boot America!"

"My fellow Americans, we are now at an elevated threat level of blue. The threat of a screen is death is real."
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Quote:
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Oh I can see that...
Campaign slogan: "Let's work together to re-boot America!"

"My fellow Americans, we are now at an elevated threat level of blue. The threat of a screen of death is real."


Good stuff Toad!
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Old 12-22-2003, 12:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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some times I think the US could use a reboot.

CTRL Alt Delete- Do over back to design specification with out all the junk left in memory.
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Old 12-22-2003, 12:37 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I thought Clark was from Arkansas, anyway...
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