Taking Stock

[wju425]

Today in the markets, helium was up; feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. The market for raisins dried up. Coca-Cola fizzled. Balloon prices were inflated. And Scott Tissue reached a new bottom.

Merry Xmas

\o/ Billy

[Knothead]

In other news, Wall Street reports heavy traffic in cars and pedestrians!

[osprey4]

I heard the feather futures were on the rise, so you should see the headline any day now....

Down is up!!