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Old 12-19-2003, 10:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Only in Wisconsin

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.

She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Kevin, its winter in Wisconsin, and I'm driving the darn SALT TRUCK!

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Old 12-19-2003, 10:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Just a tad bit late on that one Kuasi....

http://www.techimo.com/forum/showthr...threadid=92155


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Old 12-19-2003, 10:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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But not any less funny!! (Especially for those of us living in such conditions.)
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Old 12-19-2003, 10:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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He beat me by a week!!!!

...but I just got the email today...
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Old 12-21-2003, 04:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I missed the first one, so thanks for posting.
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Old 12-21-2003, 05:04 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Nice . Took me a few tries to get it, we call it grit over here.
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Old 12-21-2003, 06:02 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Good one and the other version too
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