BREAKING NEWS: Saddam STILL Hasn't Escaped !

[MegalosSkylaki]

[PyroSama]

Lol good one.


PyroSama

[MegalosSkylaki]

I would appreciate it if you would keep this Thread up to date.

I don't want to have to spend $0.50 cents on the Newspaper every day ---just to find out the latest facts.

Let's take turns spending $0.50.

Those who have TV's (I live in a small backward town with little media coverage --excet of Paris Hilton) have an especial responsibility in this matter.

[Crix]

megalos: www.cnn.com

[MegalosSkylaki]

Huh ?

What's this --a joke

I already KNEW he had been Captured

But WHERE does it say he "hasn't escaped" ?

I live in a small backward media-deprived town that doesn't get CNN. All I can say is that Paris Hilton owns 87 of the 480 Hotels here--and refuses to give us news except for USA Today and Socialite Weekly.

[Knothead]

FLASH! SADDAM HUSSEIN STILL 'ON ICE'
--KHNews Service

**beep-**beep-**beep-**beep-**beep-**beep**....

This just in: Sadddam Hussein is, indeed, incarcerated and safely out of mainstream society, in Baghdad.

Or someplace equally unpleasant.

There's no way out, and he has not escaped, nor is he expected to, neither.

We will keep you posted as details unfold!

**beep-**beep-**beep-**beep-**beep-**beep**!!!




I'm just here to help

[MegalosSkylaki]

"Will keep you posted as events unfold "

--Knothead

So ?

[J-Excel]

Uday and Qusay are still dead.

[Epidemic]

this just in the US has begun an air campaign to oust iraqi strongman dictator. the attack is apparently based on specific intelligence indicating saddams whereabouts.

[RayH]

and American troops are still getting killed. The country is an economic sinkhole. And will soon become a fundamentalist Islamic Republic. Good goin' Bush...