Knothead, OuTpatient and Martoch are driving home from a Christmas party when they get into an accident and all die.
Upon reaching the Pearly Gates, St. Peter stops them and says
"if each of you can show me something that reflects the Christmas spirit, I'll let you in"
Knothead digs around in his pockets and pulls out some matches and lights one " See, like a candle, everyone knows you burn candles during Christmas!"
"Well," St. Peter says " I guess I can buy that, go ahead"
OuTpatient looks worried, digs around in his pants and pulls out his car keys and starts shaking them...."Jingle bells! " he exclaims!
"A little weak, " St. Peter says " but considering the short notice....go on in".
Now Martoch has been standing off to the side, sweating the question...how can he show St. Peter the Christmas Spirit on such short notice. Frantically, he searches his pockets and smiles as he pulls out some panties.
"Now what in the good Lords name do panties have to do with the Christmas Spirit, Mike?" St. Peter asks impatiently...
Martoch replies " They're Carols!"
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