Hi, my parents died, AGAIN!!!!???

[Mike]

A German has been jailed for declaring his parents dead 40 times in order to get charity hand-outs, even though both were alive and well, a court says.

"He would ask them for money to get to the funeral, usually his mother's, and then spend it on drugs," the spokesman said.

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[Omardeth]

people that do this type of thing have no idea what it is like to have a parent pass .

[DaveLewis]

I had a guy who worked for me who asked for time off to attend his grandmother's funeral six times in one year. After the third time I asked him what was going on - you start running out of grandmothers after a while - and he filed a grievance against me for "harassing him in his time of intense personal sorrow." Even the shop steward had trouble defending that one. We eventually got rid of him on a bunch of other issues with terminal stupidity being one of them.

[Bovon]

people that do this type of thing have no idea what it is like to have a parent pass.

Correction: People who will do such at that HAVE no morals, no self respect, no ideals, no hope and no consideration for anyone...especially themselves.

This is the type of individual who will kill you slowly just to watch you squirm while dying.