Making money as a musician

[John Prophet]

Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," Ralphie said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays,"It's the best Christmas present I ever got."


"That's great," smiled his uncle, "Have you learned how to play it yet?"

"Oh, I don't play it," Ralphie said,"My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night."

[osprey4]

He could do much better than that if he'd learn how to play the accordian.

[Crix]

if he learned to play the pipe organ, he could get the whole neighborhood to pay him

[Mike]

lmao.

[Brainchild]

LMAO

[John Prophet]

How do you make a drummer leave your living room?

Pay him for the pizza.



What do you say to a musician in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

[tgxiii]

Hey! I resent your anti-musician jokes!

Oh wait... they're true....

[Tomteriffic]

Spoken from years of true-life experience........

What's the difference between a guitarist and a large pizza?






A large pizza CAN feed a family of four.