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12-03-2003, 01:57 PM
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Joke of the day...
Sorry if this is a repeat, but it's a cute little joke: Quote:
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to
thaw out during one particular icy winter. They planned to stay at the same
hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because they both
had jobs, they found it difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. so
it was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on Thursday, and his
wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband
checked into the hotel. In his room there was a computer, so he decided
to send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidently
left out one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing
his error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The
dearly departed was a minister who had been called home to glory following
a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from
relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw
the computer screen which read:
To My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
You're probably surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now
and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived
and checked in. I see that everything has been arranged for your arrival
tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as
uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here
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12-03-2003, 02:00 PM
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How much dust flew up when you pulled that one out? Still is funny. | |
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12-03-2003, 02:02 PM
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12-03-2003, 02:05 PM
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| Quote: Originally posted by tony_j15
How much dust flew up when you pulled that one out? Still is funny. | I know, I know...but it made me chuckle again, thought I'd share.  | |
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12-03-2003, 02:15 PM
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but thanks for digging it out
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12-03-2003, 02:15 PM
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I never heard it. I like it
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12-03-2003, 02:27 PM
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| Quote: Originally posted by Creatures
well
but thanks for digging it out
Creatures | My version is better! 
See, some folks are seeing it for the first time...so there!
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12-03-2003, 03:34 PM
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Good job Martoch.
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12-03-2003, 04:39 PM
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New one for me, thanks Martoch.
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12-03-2003, 04:46 PM
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yup....still funny.
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