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12-03-2003, 10:05 AM
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Holy Spring Water
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WASH AWAY YOUR SINS, YOUR GUILT, AND YOUR THIRST (at the same time).
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12-03-2003, 10:56 AM
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hehe..there are all kinds of substitutes for the real thing.
But for some reason this reminds me of back when golf was young and european witches would offer (for a fee, hehe) to "possess" or "inhabit" the peeps golf balls and thereby make them fly toward the hole, lol.
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12-03-2003, 05:40 PM
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Wow, that's deep . . . .
Maybe I should sell "Holy Mountain Dew!!" I know if someone were selling THAT, I would certainly buy it! 
Jonxor
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12-03-2003, 05:52 PM
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9 bottles to cure sloth? but i couldnt cure my sloth cause i would be drinking delicious holy spring water, with triple blessed action, the entire time.. ...hmm.. but i dont wanna go to HELL... ...hmm.. decisions decisions *watches tv*
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12-03-2003, 06:02 PM
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*Please note, due to the nature of this product we can accept returns of products that have been to hell, or show evidence of having a spell cast over them. We reserve the right to refuse a refund in the event we believe the product has been touched by an evil spirit. If we refuse a refund based on our belief the product has been tainted, the product will be shipped back to the consumer, at the sole cost to the consumer.
| Anybody see the title of the faq page?
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12-03-2003, 06:04 PM
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When the pastor smelled the fresh manure I was using to fertilize the flower beds at the church he said "HOLY S@#$" I said "It is now!"
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12-04-2003, 01:47 AM
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| Quote: Originally posted by golfcart
Anybody see the title of the faq page? |  
Methinks they forgot to change the page name from their other site.   Anyone wanna buy the Brooklyn Bridge? I heard it's going cheap ATM. 
Oh, and I got a good deal on a house on top of Ayers Rock if anyone is interested.:0
Cheers
Mick
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12-04-2003, 01:49 AM
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The credit card statement will only say DAK pharmaceutical, LLC, if someone inquires what exactly was purchased, they will only say "cosmetics" or "nutritional supplements". It should in no way disclose the specific nature of the product
| Why on earth would I be ashamed of buying Holy Water?  It ain't viagra, folks.
These folks got the same marketing department as a lot of porn sites, methinks.
Cheers
Mick
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12-04-2003, 02:06 AM
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Gee, I hate being a cynic, but I just did a Google on DAK Pharmaceuticals. 
Busy, busy mob, that.
And I think I found where the FAQ page title came from. But I won't post it here.
Cheers
Mick
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12-04-2003, 02:22 AM
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"HOLY SPRING WATER BATMAN!!!"
wonder how many will take that seriously......
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