Thai MPs Protest Mistress Ban

[Theophylact]

One MP told The Nation newspaper that if the rules were enforced, the party would only be able to field around 30 candidates, compared to its more than 200 sitting MPs.

Of course, the US Congress suffers from other forms of electile dysfunction.

[MTAtech]

Even the right-wing Newt Gingrich said "Oral sex doesn't count." That's because just as his GOP was trying to impeach Clinton for sexual misconduct, Gingrich was doing the nasty with one of his staff.
http://www.salon.com/news/1998/08/28news.html