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Old 12-01-2003, 10:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How much for that doggie in the window?

In D.C., a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for
Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Sure do", the dog replies

"So, what's your story?" the man asks.

The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking
pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift,and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.

The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."



The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says, "Ten dollars."



The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"


"Cause he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff".

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Old 12-01-2003, 10:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Oldie but goodie.


Here's another loosely translated from Arabic.


Joha goes next door to his neighbor to borrow his neighbor's donkey. The neighbor says he would love to loan Joha his donkey but the donkey isn't home. The donkey then pokes his head out through the door and say "Yes I am". Joha says to his neighbor, "I thought you said your donkey wasn't home?" The neighbor replies, "Who are you going to believe, me or the donkey?"
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Old 12-01-2003, 10:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Like in the bible..everyone is amazed cuz the donkey talked to the man...I think its more amazing that the man talked back and had a normal conversation!
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Old 12-01-2003, 10:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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JP, i don't get your joke above?
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Old 12-01-2003, 10:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I dont either, but I didnt have anything else to post.
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hm http://www.techimo.com/forum/showthr...light=dog+liar



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They do make the rounds I suppose...byt he way I changed the last word, lol..it did rhyme with "spit".

Anyway, with this warm reception, maybe I just wont bother to post anymore jokes, lol.
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LOL, nah, post more, jokes are great.
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