Israel Seizes Singing, Dancing Osama bin Laden

[Theophylact]

and Saddam Hussein Dolls.

The battery-powered figures were seized by customs officials, who said they had the potential to incite.

The 400 Osama Bin Laden dolls and 50 Saddam Hussein dolls were discovered during a routine search at the port in Haifa, northern Israel.

An Arab-Israeli businessman said he ordered the figures as a "gimmick" to sell to Arabs and Jews.

The dolls had been on a ship carrying toys from China. The cargo also included 450 Teletubby dolls.

And the Teletubbies'll get 'em really worked up...

[Atomic Rooster]

I want some. They would make excellent target practice for my Ruger Redhawk .44 Magnum!!

[Redwolf]

Tsk Tsk AR. I figured you as more of a 'thermite grenade' type

[Atomic Rooster]

Nah. I save those for the ants in the back yard.

[MegalosSkylaki]

Yo, Atomic Rooster,

can I borrow your Ruger Redhawk .44 Magnum when I am in California.

I figure a DooG gotta have some protection in a State which needs da Terminator to maintain order !

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

Pa-Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

[Atomic Rooster]

Sorry Dooog. I don't lend my weapons out. I could provide cover for ya though for a small fee.

[nomaxim]

Guys, thier dolls, just step on them!

Why waste the ammo. Save it for the live targets!