very funny COP story

[CMonster]

I heard this story from a good friend who was over for dinner on Christmas, he had worked for a number of years at a small, local, police department, and swears the story is true (I still wonder):

"You know, 20 years ago, when I worked for '********' PD things were different, officers would play some pretty rank jokes on each other and new guys got harassed a lot. I should also mention that our precinct had its own little jail attached and very often we had to book in suspects ourselves.

Anyway, I got this new partner and quickly learned that he had an annoying habit of not wanting to deal with dirty, drunk, or combative suspects, but would always try to find some excuse to stand back and let someone else do the dirty work.

One night we arrested a disorderly drunk that reeked of urine and vomit, and somehow I got stuck putting him in the patrol car. When we got back to the precinct there was no booking officer and my partner had a sudden urgent need to use the restroom -leaving me to book in the suspect.

The suspect, who was not restrained, promptly got up, went to a corner of the room, pulled down his pants and $h!T right on the floor. I was so pissed off that I yelled at the suspect several times and ordered him to pick it up and put it in his pockets -which he refused to do. Then I pulled out my gun and said I would shoot him if he didn't. The trembling drunk kneeled down and began to scrape the POOP off the floor and fill his pants pockets.

Just then my partner came around the corner, seeing me with my gun drawn on the suspect, he shouted, "WHAT'S GOING ON!"

I shouted back, "HE'S GOT A GUN -IT'S IN HIS POCKET!!"

My partner tackled the suspect -and didn't speak to me for a week thereafter.

[MDS]

LOL that's a good one

[ryogenetic]

Hehehe Thats good I like that very much.

[Richard Cranium]

From some of the guys I've worked with,, I am Certain THIS IS TRUE

[Mike]

LOL

Excellent, C.

[ryogenetic]

This story is to be told as though it was my uncle I have no Idea if it has any truth or not.

One night my uncle went to the bar he drank alot, so much so he could barely stand. Not being the smartest guy in the world he staggers to his car and tries to drive home. On the way home he is weaving. He passes a cop car. The cop puts on the lights and siren and pulls my uncle over. The cop asks for his registration and drivers license. Which after a considerable amount of fumbling my uncle manages to get them out of his wallet. After a series of soberity tests the cop is sure that my uncle is drunk. Just before the cop is able to read my uncle his rights a car traveling in the other direction swerves and crashes into a telephone pole a few hundred yards down the road. The cop immediatly responds by running to the scene. After about ten minutes my uncle figures he will be a sneaky boy and just drive home.

The next morning at my uncles house the cop arrives a bit pissed and very red in the face. He asks my uncle if he was out last night, and wether he had been driving. My uncle deni's the allegations the cop is making, stating that he was at home all night and the car was parked in the garage. After a few minutes of further rambleing between the two, the cop insists on seeing the car. At first my uncle refuses but finally he leads the cop to the garage. As they near the garage they notice an odd light source. My uncle opens the garage not to find his car but in fact the cops car with the lights still running.

RYO

[markuy06]

OOOhhh man that is cruel. we play some jokes at the hospital but nothing like that.
this was not a joke but just as gross
a patient was throughing up all over the place, we were cleaning it up all day. we put the patient in bed with a pan to let loose in
one of the nurses went in and slipped right in some that housekeeping missed. she was ok but the smell of wearing it all day. she just came on the shift and there were no scrubs in the ED to barrow.