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Old 11-18-2003, 03:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Why do threads about useless topics last the longest?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why does America's waistline increase with the size of McDonalds menu?

Why do people have sex with people they have never seen before that evening, then complain when they have a STD?

Why do people look up porn, then complain about all the spyware on their system?

Why do people argue about politics, when they know they will not convince anyone?

Why do people believe they can win the lottery?

Why does TechIMO have Christmas smilies?

Why do people get drunk?

Why do people do drugs?

Why does it take just one nasty person to ruin anything?

Why am I writing this thread?

Why are you reading and replying to this thread?

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Old 11-18-2003, 03:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Why?

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Why do people believe they can win the lottery?
Because they can. Odds are against them in every way, but theres always a winner. It probably wont be you but people dont care.

As far as the drugs: People are just plain ole stupid.
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Old 11-18-2003, 03:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i'm not replying!

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Old 11-18-2003, 03:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Well, one question is easy to answer.
Why do people get drunk?
They drank too much alcohol.
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Old 11-18-2003, 03:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i'm not replying!

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Why are you reading and replying to this thread?
Because I'm bored stupid

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Why do threads about useless topics last the longest?
Because its' the Internet! As StrongBad says, "The internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens."

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Why does America's waistline increase with the size of McDonalds menu?
I thought they shrunk down the menu?

Just to disprove the myth, I have an increasing waistline, yet don't eat at McDonalds at all. Gotta stop that growth...not something I want.

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Why do people have sex with people they have never seen before that evening, then complain when they have a STD?
Cuz thier STOOPID!

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Why do people look up porn, then complain about all the spyware on their system?
Why must you ask the same question twice?

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Why does it take just one nasty person to ruin anything?
*BRAAAP* What did you say?

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Why do people argue about politics, when they know they will not convince anyone?
It's in the TechIMO FAQ somewhere

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Why am I writing this thread?
The Why, this collection of ASCII symbols you have so bemusingly christened 'this thread', is an inherent anomoly in TechIMO. It is the the result of the political and utterly useless threads in TechIMO trying to balance themselves out, creating a rift. Ergo, concurently, that peice of grey matter you call your brain decided that you must be 'the One' that posts 'the Why'.
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Old 11-18-2003, 03:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Why do threads about useless topics last the longest?

Because they are there?
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Old 11-18-2003, 04:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: Why?

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Why do threads about useless topics last the longest?

Is it just me , or are you implying something?

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Old 11-18-2003, 04:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Why do threads about useless topics last the longest?
Because we get tired of beating the dead political horse so we go for the useless stuff and have fun

I get enough politics at work thank you

Why do people ask so many questions

There are no stupid questions, but there are SURE a lot of inquisitive idiots




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