I had what ?
That's NOT what I told you
I told we went to see the
avant-garde classic that da
Knothead recommended, at the Lincoln Center for the Arts, entitled [in English translation],
ATTACK OF THE CRABS and tender story about a pubescent youth, who upon seeing Trauffuet's
The Four Hundred Blows decides to.....
well lets just say, he has an experience with da "crabs"

which scars him for life --until he happens upon James Joyce's
Portrait of the Artist as Having da Crabs while demolishing an Olde Pubbe to build a chain-food Restaurant called
RuB--BerS (
"It Taste Like Rubber" ).
This was a testimonial to human courage, and Food.
How you got it ALL wrong is BE-Yond me !
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
[EDIT: The DooG DOOOOG --in a rare error --actually was responding to this Post, and the last reply. Of course, an error don't mean he's gone Madd! ]
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