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hows the weather on the coast??
a fellow is sleeping after coming home a day early from a business trip.
around 1 AM the phone rings and he answers it,replies"How the hell should i know?" and slams down the phone
his wife asks"Who was that?"
he replies"It was some dope asking if the coast was clear. i told him i dont know!! heck,we live 500 miles from the damn coast!!"
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