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11-14-2003, 07:07 PM
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Why this foul language??
Personally I dont use this sort of language...('cept occasionally when golfing)
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got
back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother,
"So how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam
started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard
before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words!
You've got to take me home..., PLEASE MAMA!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your
husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT
4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like:
dust, wash, iron, cook..."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother
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11-14-2003, 07:53 PM
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11-14-2003, 08:07 PM
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11-14-2003, 08:19 PM
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11-14-2003, 08:49 PM
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I used them words before we got married! 
As in:
What do you mean, I have to cook? (That's when I pulled out my "Wild Game Recipes" cook book, wifey gladly cooks to prevent me from cooking Racoon, Venison, Elk, Duck, Goose, etc.) 
What do you mean, I have to iron? (That's when I showwed wifey everything I owned was "permanet press", with a couple uniforms that were "Dry Clean only".)
What do you mean, I have to dust? (That's what I have large fans for and a stereo w/ 320w per channel!)
What do you mean I have to do the wash? (That's what the Quartermaster laundry is for!)
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11-15-2003, 06:21 AM
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11-15-2003, 08:27 AM
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lol. I felt bad after posting it..I thought it was a little weak. The one about the grandma getting pulled over by the cop was better...lol.
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11-15-2003, 07:02 PM
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11-15-2003, 07:30 PM
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Speaking of dusting, anyone else ever heard of the ultra-sonic devices that can blast dust off surfaces?
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11-19-2003, 05:52 AM
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If dusting gets left for long enough, is it dirting?
I'm er, uh, just curious, I'm sitting in a spotless room. 
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