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Old 11-14-2003, 09:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Funniest Joke I've read/heard in a long time!
It's a joke about a Chilli Cook-Off, and I've read it twice now and still laughed so hard I cried the second time. But I can't post it here because it has some rather fowl language. And rather than rip the essence from the joke, I will just not post it. If you would like it, I believe it's ok to PM it, so I will do so at request.

I have not laughed this hard since the first time I watched Dumb and Dumber...

Sorry I can't post it. Or how about a link? It's not too vulgar for a link, I think...

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Old 11-14-2003, 10:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lol...
"I need to wipe my a@@ with a snow cone."

That is too funny...lmao

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Old 11-14-2003, 10:34 AM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL!!!
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Old 11-14-2003, 10:42 AM   #4 (permalink)
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OK, that is the best I've heard in a fair while... nice find !!!
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Old 11-14-2003, 10:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Got to remember to never do any taste testing with Texans.
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Old 11-14-2003, 11:05 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I first saw that a couple months back on email....and ya, that's the hardest I've laughed in a long time. lol.

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Old 11-14-2003, 11:07 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 11-14-2003, 11:11 AM   #8 (permalink)
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My eyes still feel like I've been crying like a little child...just thinking about it breaks my concentration on my homework...
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Old 11-14-2003, 11:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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thank you, great laugh!
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I've read that before but it never failed to crack my rib.

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