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11-10-2003, 06:16 AM
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Go scan yourself...
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11-10-2003, 06:36 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: mInN3$0t@
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LOL!
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11-10-2003, 07:20 AM
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Join Date: May 2003 Location: organic chem lab
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Viruses you suffer from:
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Politics
Stop caring!
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood (65%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Free BSD (85%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Religion (70%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Brand Names (75%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Hippyism (68%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Environmentalism (70%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
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11-10-2003, 07:23 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Fort Myer, VA
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Viruses you suffer from:
None!
Viruses you might suffer from:
Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
I must be pretty healthy
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11-10-2003, 07:24 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Brisbane, Aus.
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OMG i g0t the japanese ref to eva and all. omg lol.
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11-10-2003, 08:40 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Silently running through the English Channel
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wow. There were far too many Goth and industrial record label logos I recognised there  | |
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11-10-2003, 04:37 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: NC in the US
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The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Free BSD (80%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
8-Bit (80%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Politics (95%)
Stop caring!
Conspiracy Theory (65%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
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11-10-2003, 04:39 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: In a Cali Valley
Posts: 7,817
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Viruses you suffer from:
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Politics (75%)
Stop caring!
Hippyism (98%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
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11-10-2003, 04:41 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: NC in the US
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I'm wondering why so many seem to be suffering from Hippyism?  | |
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