Yeah the phoneoffer does it all:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1199/phone.html
As for the small captions:
*applies only to roaming in the Egyptian Desert
**with the signing of a 3-year tithing contract, Bronze Level pledge minimum, all tithes must be received before activation along with preliminary membership fee of $25,000.00
***participants promise to use the first 10 minutes of free "air-time" as Telephone Evanglelism. Offer is void if recent converts fail to win another soul within allotted time. Family members, loved ones and backsliders excluded.