Have You Had Your Medication Today?

[Uncle Bob]

[John Prophet]

The comp store I used to work at....probably we all should have taken prozac b4 work.

[Theophylact]

Wow! a half-pound pill!

[wallie_x]

Being in the medical field myself, I will validate an unspoken equation of western medicine:
Symptom = Pill

(Forget lifestyle changes, its not politically correct for doctors to mention them to their patients.)

If you could actually chemically formulate a "Chill Pill" and market one that proved not to be addicting, you'd be a billionaire, instantly.

[John Prophet]

very true wallie x. But why stop there?...we have many such quick fixes now. We are programmed to be lazy and indifferent and selfish and impatient..are we not?

Head hurt..take a pill.....never mind the stress you are under

Stomach hurt...take rolaids..nevermind that you just gorged that fat belly on enough food for 4 chinese families, lol.

Fussing with wife....just get a quicky divorce...nevermind working at it a bit and being a bit unselfish now and again.

Trouble with bills....work more hours...then take more headache/ulcer pills.

Getting fat? liposuction, tummy tuck, fat burner pills..exotic diets..nevermind an ounce of self control

Slip up and get pregnant..no prob...just kill it and keep it on the down low.

The list is endless

[Creatures]

do you have to swallow that or use it in another way?

Creatures

[wju425]

Mine works pretty good for me. Vicodins and elevils.

No pains! No anxiety! Ahhhh....

\o/ Billy

[Heavy_Equipment]

Originally posted by Creatures
do you have to swallow that or use it in another way?

Creatures

"Calm down buddy, go take a chill suppository."

[Uncle Bob]

Originally posted by Creatures
do you have to swallow that or use it in another way?

Creatures

What ever floats yer boat