Now that Uday and Qusay Hussein have been killed, allied forces are focusing their attention on the rest of the family. Among Saddam's other sons and their occupations:
Sooflay, the chef
Goolay, the singer
Ebay, the internet czar
Billyray, the country music star
Ecksray, the radiologist
Puray, the blender factory owner
Raggay, the half Jamaican son
Tupay, the one with fake hair
Among Saddam's lesser known daughters:
Pusay, the slut
Lattay, the coffee shop owner
Fattay, the 300 pound daughter
Sapheway, the grocery store owner
Gudlay, the prostitute