HAHAHHAHAA,
Now, THAT'S a thread title!!
Just do what I used to do in High School....start a plausible explanation
that never stops. It just goes on and on, with intricate details that you make up along the way, and everytime they ask for clarification, you say, "Not exactly, you see, because...etc" and embroider it with
even more details....
Eventually, they'll give you the day off and tell you to go away because they can't stand to hear any more of this preposterous story....
And the beauty part is,
they'll think it's THEIR fault! Hahahaha!