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Why TrickorTreating is better than sex
-You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack
-If you get tired wait 10 minutes then try again
-The uglier you look the easier it is to get some
-You dont have to compliment the person who gave you candy
-Its ok when a person your with fantasizes you are some one else because you are someone else
-40 years from now you still enjoy candy
-If you dont get what you want you can always go next door
-Less guilt the next morning
-And the best part is you can do the whole neighborhood!
I got that out of my girlfriend's buddy profile. Pretty funny lol.