The Thread Where the Ghoulies Await...

[Knothead]

But first on earth as Vampire sent,
Thy corpse shall from the tomb be rent:
Then ghastly haunt thy native place,
And suck the blood of all thy race;
There from thy daughter, sister, wife,
At midnight drain the stream of life;
Yet loathe the banquet which perforce
Must feed thy livid living corpse.
Shall know the demon for their sire,
At cursing thee, thou cursing them,
Thy flowers are withered on the stem.
Wet thine own best blood shall drip
Thy gashing tooth and haggard lip;
Then stalking to thy sullen grace,
Go -- and with Gouls and Afrits rave;
Till these in horror shrink away
From Spectre more accursed than they!

Lord Byron, The Giaour, 1813

...And who upon this thread would tread,
Brave, foolish souls this warning have read.
As Vampyres have Socalgal and Surreal appeared
And De DooooG whose hind legs have reared
Up a horror, for the nonce, yet unrevealed,
We tremble at the thought of what this may yield...
Theophylact, has given an avatar stitch
Now appears a terrible, ill mannered witch!
What now, TechIMO, who can say what will pass
Through this cursed thread, just watch your... butt!

woooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHhhhhhhhh...

[Uncle Bob]

[Knothead]

Don't be afraid...

It's only a harmless...little...

Undead thread....

muahahahahaa!

[OuTpaTienT]

So, our friend Knothead thinks he's witty, talented, and smart
Treating us with holiday poetry right from his bloody heart

Is this really a treat for us? Or some fiendish trick?
Only one way to find out, that is to read Knothead's schtick

My eyes feast upon his Halloween poem, I am truly horrified
Structure and rhymes as if from Hell, I feel as if I've died

Continuing to read through Knothead's lines, my head begins to throb
My only advice for you, my friend Knothead, is "don't quit your day job"


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[Knothead]

Aw, OuT didn't like my little "poem"... Actually, I would've put you in it, only nothing rhymes with "Gossamer"...now don't let it upset you buddy, just relax...is your coffee hot? I'll getcha a refill...

Don't worry about a thing...especially that shadow on the wall...with the huge saw...


BTW, now THAT's a great pumpkin!

Darkness. Thirst. Warm blood.
Immortal, I fear nothing
The city awaits. -TechIMO VÅMþ¥RË haiku

My dear fellow Techimolians, please join my friends



and I as dinner. errr... I mean, for dinner.
muaha

[MegalosSkylaki]

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[MegalosSkylaki]

"GAAAA-aaaCK" --Anonymous Member

[MegalosSkylaki]

What Geo.Gorden, Lord Byron wrote in "I had A Dream That was More Than a Dream" and Edger Allan Poe wrote in "Ulalume" goes for me, too --MegalosSkylaki

[MegalosSkylaki]

" I never drink............................................. .................................................. ........................Wine" --Count Dracula